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Category: All T-Shirts, Beach T-Shirts, Summer T-Shirts
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Summer Vibes Certified Beach Honker – Funny Goose Shirt, Chaotic Summer Tee, Silly Animal Graphic T-Shirt, Unisex Fit
Sun’s out. Chaos is in. Honk accordingly. 🦆🌞
The “Summer Vibes Certified Beach Honker” tee is for the sunburned weirdos who show up to the beach with too much energy and not enough chill. Whether you’re floating in a flamingo pool float, aggressively honking at your friends, or just existing loudly—this shirt makes it official: you’re living your best silly goose life.
🦢 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for napping in a hammock, tough enough for goose-like behavior
☀️ Unisex fit for honkers of all shapes, sizes, and levels of unhinged
🏖️ Bold, goofy design perfect for beach trips, summer parties, lake weekends, and attention-seeking behavior
🕶️ Ideal for animal lovers, funny beach shirts, chaotic energy tees, and anyone looking for silly goose summer vibes
Pairs well with sunscreen, oversized sunglasses, and the urge to scream “HONK” at strangers.
Wash cold. Dry low. Stay feral.
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🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because beach honkers deserve perks too
Sun’s out. Chaos is in. Honk accordingly. 🦆🌞
The “Summer Vibes Certified Beach Honker” tee is for the sunburned weirdos who show up to the beach with too much energy and not enough chill. Whether you’re floating in a flamingo pool float, aggressively honking at your friends, or just existing loudly—this shirt makes it official: you’re living your best silly goose life.
🦢 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for napping in a hammock, tough enough for goose-like behavior
☀️ Unisex fit for honkers of all shapes, sizes, and levels of unhinged
🏖️ Bold, goofy design perfect for beach trips, summer parties, lake weekends, and attention-seeking behavior
🕶️ Ideal for animal lovers, funny beach shirts, chaotic energy tees, and anyone looking for silly goose summer vibes
Pairs well with sunscreen, oversized sunglasses, and the urge to scream “HONK” at strangers.
Wash cold. Dry low. Stay feral.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because beach honkers deserve perks too
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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