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Category: All T-Shirts, Beach T-Shirts, Summer T-Shirts
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Vacation Calories Don’t Count – Funny Travel T-Shirt, Foodie Vacation Tee, Summer Getaway Graphic Shirt, Unisex Fit
Poolside snacks? Extra dessert? Midnight tacos? All valid. 🌮🍦🍹
The “Vacation Calories Don’t Count” tee is your official excuse to indulge—because when you're out of office, so are the rules. Whether you're sipping cocktails at the beach bar or living off churros and street tacos, this shirt is made for carefree vibes and full plates.
🌞 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and perfect for all-inclusive lounging
🍕 Unisex fit made for foodies, jetsetters, and professional snackers
🌴 Bold, playful design that pairs well with cocktails and zero shame
🏖️ Ideal for vacations, cruises, resort wear, girls’ trips, or gifting your favorite snack queen
Pairs well with sunscreen, stretchy pants, and a second helping.
Wash cold. Dry low. Eat freely.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍰 FREE U.S. shipping—because your t-shirt budget shouldn’t cut into your snack fund
Poolside snacks? Extra dessert? Midnight tacos? All valid. 🌮🍦🍹
The “Vacation Calories Don’t Count” tee is your official excuse to indulge—because when you're out of office, so are the rules. Whether you're sipping cocktails at the beach bar or living off churros and street tacos, this shirt is made for carefree vibes and full plates.
🌞 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and perfect for all-inclusive lounging
🍕 Unisex fit made for foodies, jetsetters, and professional snackers
🌴 Bold, playful design that pairs well with cocktails and zero shame
🏖️ Ideal for vacations, cruises, resort wear, girls’ trips, or gifting your favorite snack queen
Pairs well with sunscreen, stretchy pants, and a second helping.
Wash cold. Dry low. Eat freely.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍰 FREE U.S. shipping—because your t-shirt budget shouldn’t cut into your snack fund
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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