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Category: 4th Of July T-Shirts, All T-Shirts, Drinking T-Shirts, Funny Shirts,
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Drink The Booze And Light The Fuse – 4th of July Shirt, Funny Patriotic Tee, Fireworks Party Shirt, Unisex T-Shirt
Founding fathers would 100% approve.
The “Drink The Booze And Light The Fuse” tee is your official uniform for freedom-fueled festivities. Whether you're crushing beers, dodging rogue fireworks, or starting the BBQ with a questionable lighter, this shirt is made for all-American mayhem.
🇺🇸 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for sunburns, strong enough for fireworks
🍻 Unisex fit for beer bros, backyard babes, and hot dogs with trust issues
🎆 Loud & proud design that screams “USA!” with a side of adult supervision
🌭 Perfect for 4th of July, lake parties, bonfires, and every red-white-and-rowdy moment in between
Pairs best with cold drinks, hot grills, and zero regard for volume control.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Light responsibly.
Shipping Info:
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🔥 FREE U.S. shipping—because your budget should go to booze, not delivery fees
Founding fathers would 100% approve.
The “Drink The Booze And Light The Fuse” tee is your official uniform for freedom-fueled festivities. Whether you're crushing beers, dodging rogue fireworks, or starting the BBQ with a questionable lighter, this shirt is made for all-American mayhem.
🇺🇸 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for sunburns, strong enough for fireworks
🍻 Unisex fit for beer bros, backyard babes, and hot dogs with trust issues
🎆 Loud & proud design that screams “USA!” with a side of adult supervision
🌭 Perfect for 4th of July, lake parties, bonfires, and every red-white-and-rowdy moment in between
Pairs best with cold drinks, hot grills, and zero regard for volume control.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Light responsibly.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping—because your budget should go to booze, not delivery fees
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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