I'd Rather Be Pontooning - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Lake T-Shirts
Description
I'd Rather Be Pontooning – Funny Lake Life T-Shirt, Boating Weekend Graphic Tee, Chill on the Water Shirt, Unisex Fit
No traffic. No drama. Just tunes, cold drinks, and a pontoon that floats like freedom. 🚤☀️🎶
The “I'd Rather Be Pontooning” tee is for the laid-back lake crew who knows there’s nothing better than a slow cruise around the cove. Whether you're soaking up sun with friends or anchored out for sunset drinks, this shirt delivers all the good-time, boat-day energy.
🛥️ Bella + Canvas 3001 – super soft, lightweight, and made for hot lake days
🌊 Unisex fit perfect for pontoon captains, boat babes, and chill-seekers
🍻 Bold, playful design that screams "see ya on the water"
🏕️ Great for lake weekends, summer parties, boat bar crawls, or gifting your favorite pontoon person
Pairs well with boat snacks, Bluetooth speakers, and not checking the time.
Wash cold. Dry low. Float on.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🧃 FREE U.S. shipping—because pontoon people don’t wait in lines
No traffic. No drama. Just tunes, cold drinks, and a pontoon that floats like freedom. 🚤☀️🎶
The “I'd Rather Be Pontooning” tee is for the laid-back lake crew who knows there’s nothing better than a slow cruise around the cove. Whether you're soaking up sun with friends or anchored out for sunset drinks, this shirt delivers all the good-time, boat-day energy.
🛥️ Bella + Canvas 3001 – super soft, lightweight, and made for hot lake days
🌊 Unisex fit perfect for pontoon captains, boat babes, and chill-seekers
🍻 Bold, playful design that screams "see ya on the water"
🏕️ Great for lake weekends, summer parties, boat bar crawls, or gifting your favorite pontoon person
Pairs well with boat snacks, Bluetooth speakers, and not checking the time.
Wash cold. Dry low. Float on.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🧃 FREE U.S. shipping—because pontoon people don’t wait in lines
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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