Wish You Were Beer - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Drinking T-Shirts,
Description
Wish You Were Beer – Funny Beer Shirt, Sarcastic Drinking Tee, Party Graphic T-Shirt, Unisex Fit
Miss me? No. Missed a cold one? Absolutely. 🍺
The “Wish You Were Beer” tee is for anyone who'd rather hang with hops than humans. Whether you're avoiding texts, ghosting group chats, or just vibing with your drink of choice—this shirt gets you. It’s bold, funny, and perfectly petty in the best way.
🍻 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for lounging, sturdy enough for bar-hopping
🔥 Unisex fit made for beer lovers, introverts, and savage social butterflies
😎 Classic design with just the right amount of snark
🎉 Ideal for BBQs, tailgates, parties, brewery crawls, beer festivals, and drinking shirts for men and women alike
Perfect gift for your favorite beer drinker or for yourself—because who wouldn’t want to be beer?
Wash cold. Dry low. Drink responsibly (or don’t—this shirt isn’t judging).
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍺 FREE U.S. shipping—because you’ve already got expensive taste in beer
Miss me? No. Missed a cold one? Absolutely. 🍺
The “Wish You Were Beer” tee is for anyone who'd rather hang with hops than humans. Whether you're avoiding texts, ghosting group chats, or just vibing with your drink of choice—this shirt gets you. It’s bold, funny, and perfectly petty in the best way.
🍻 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for lounging, sturdy enough for bar-hopping
🔥 Unisex fit made for beer lovers, introverts, and savage social butterflies
😎 Classic design with just the right amount of snark
🎉 Ideal for BBQs, tailgates, parties, brewery crawls, beer festivals, and drinking shirts for men and women alike
Perfect gift for your favorite beer drinker or for yourself—because who wouldn’t want to be beer?
Wash cold. Dry low. Drink responsibly (or don’t—this shirt isn’t judging).
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍺 FREE U.S. shipping—because you’ve already got expensive taste in beer
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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