Well F*ck-A-Doodle-Doo - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: Adult Humor T-shirts, All T-Shirts,
Description
It’s giving chaotic energy before coffee.
The “Well F*ck-A-Doodle-Doo” tee is for those mornings when the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and you’re two seconds from losing it. Equal parts sarcastic and unbothered, this shirt is the perfect response to… well, everything.
🐓 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough to soften your rage (slightly)
☕ Unisex fit for early risers, night owls, and emotionally exhausted gremlins
💬 Bold, profanity-laced design that says “I’m fine” with feral undertones
💥 Great for mood shirts, gag gifts, burnout vibes, or daily mental breakdowns
Wear it to brunch, the store, or literally anywhere you need to warn the world you're not in the mood.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Cuss freely.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Ships fast from the U.S.
🎁 FREE U.S. shipping—because life’s already expensive enough
The “Well F*ck-A-Doodle-Doo” tee is for those mornings when the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and you’re two seconds from losing it. Equal parts sarcastic and unbothered, this shirt is the perfect response to… well, everything.
🐓 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough to soften your rage (slightly)
☕ Unisex fit for early risers, night owls, and emotionally exhausted gremlins
💬 Bold, profanity-laced design that says “I’m fine” with feral undertones
💥 Great for mood shirts, gag gifts, burnout vibes, or daily mental breakdowns
Wear it to brunch, the store, or literally anywhere you need to warn the world you're not in the mood.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Cuss freely.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Ships fast from the U.S.
🎁 FREE U.S. shipping—because life’s already expensive enough
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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