Today's Soup Is Beer - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Drinking T-Shirts, Funny Shirts,
Description
Today’s Soup Is Beer – Funny Drinking Shirt, Pub Humor Tee, Beer Lover Graphic T-Shirt, Unisex Fit
Who needs broth when you’ve got barley?
The “Today’s Soup Is Beer” tee is made for those with a refined palate—one that prefers hops over hydration and foam over flavor notes. Whether you’re belly-up to the bar, manning the grill, or just vibing in the sun with a frosty brew, this shirt gets straight to the point.
🍺 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for day drinking, durable enough for spills
🍲 Unisex fit made for beer fans, barflies, and soup critics with questionable priorities
😂 Bold, hilarious design that pairs well with steins, pitchers, and bad decisions
🔥 Great for brewery tours, BBQs, weekend warriors, Oktoberfest fans, and anyone searching for funny beer shirts, beer lover gifts, or drinking tees with attitude
Perfect for guys and gals who know the only thing simmering today is a cold one.
Wash cold. Dry low. Slurp responsibly.
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🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because you already tipped your bartender too much
Who needs broth when you’ve got barley?
The “Today’s Soup Is Beer” tee is made for those with a refined palate—one that prefers hops over hydration and foam over flavor notes. Whether you’re belly-up to the bar, manning the grill, or just vibing in the sun with a frosty brew, this shirt gets straight to the point.
🍺 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for day drinking, durable enough for spills
🍲 Unisex fit made for beer fans, barflies, and soup critics with questionable priorities
😂 Bold, hilarious design that pairs well with steins, pitchers, and bad decisions
🔥 Great for brewery tours, BBQs, weekend warriors, Oktoberfest fans, and anyone searching for funny beer shirts, beer lover gifts, or drinking tees with attitude
Perfect for guys and gals who know the only thing simmering today is a cold one.
Wash cold. Dry low. Slurp responsibly.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because you already tipped your bartender too much
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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