Sometimes I Just Be Fartin - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Funny Shirts,
Description
No excuses. No apologies. Just… pfffft.
The “Sometimes I Just Be Fartin” tee is for the flatulence philosophers, silent-but-deadly specialists, and anyone who knows that bodily functions aren’t just natural—they’re a personality trait. It’s simple. It’s honest. It’s deeply concerning (but in a fun way).
💨 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft and breathable for maximum airflow 😏
🧻 Unisex fit – built for comfort and comedic timing
👃 Bold print that says “Don’t blame the dog, blame me”
🤣 Perfect for gag gifts, fart joke lovers, and chronically un-serious adults
Wear it proudly while crop-dusting the cereal aisle or just lounging in your own personal gas cloud. We don’t judge.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Let it rip.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Ships fast from the U.S.
🎁 FREE U.S. shipping – because even farters deserve perks
The “Sometimes I Just Be Fartin” tee is for the flatulence philosophers, silent-but-deadly specialists, and anyone who knows that bodily functions aren’t just natural—they’re a personality trait. It’s simple. It’s honest. It’s deeply concerning (but in a fun way).
💨 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft and breathable for maximum airflow 😏
🧻 Unisex fit – built for comfort and comedic timing
👃 Bold print that says “Don’t blame the dog, blame me”
🤣 Perfect for gag gifts, fart joke lovers, and chronically un-serious adults
Wear it proudly while crop-dusting the cereal aisle or just lounging in your own personal gas cloud. We don’t judge.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Let it rip.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Ships fast from the U.S.
🎁 FREE U.S. shipping – because even farters deserve perks
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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