Sea Goose Certified - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Beach T-Shirts, Summer T-Shirts
Description
Sea Goose Certified – Funny Summer Shirt, Silly Beach Goose Tee, Coastal Chaos Graphic T-Shirt, Unisex Fit
Officially unhinged. Locally feral. Ocean approved. 🦆🌊🌴
The “Sea Goose Certified” tee is for those who roll up to the beach like they own the tide. Whether you’re squawking from a floaty, causing low-level drama on the boardwalk, or just aggressively vibing in saltwater—you’re not just a beachgoer… you’re Sea Goose Certified.
🦢 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and ready for waves and wild behavior
☀️ Unisex fit perfect for goose girls, beach goblins, and chaotic sun chasers
🌊 Bold, ridiculous design perfect for beach days, lake hangs, summer vacations, and floating with intent
😂 Ideal for silly goose summer shirts, unhinged squad fits, drinking tees, and general coastal clownery
Pairs well with sunscreen, sunglasses, and zero sense of shame.
Wash cold. Dry low. Stay salty and certified.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because geese don’t pay extra, and neither should you
Officially unhinged. Locally feral. Ocean approved. 🦆🌊🌴
The “Sea Goose Certified” tee is for those who roll up to the beach like they own the tide. Whether you’re squawking from a floaty, causing low-level drama on the boardwalk, or just aggressively vibing in saltwater—you’re not just a beachgoer… you’re Sea Goose Certified.
🦢 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and ready for waves and wild behavior
☀️ Unisex fit perfect for goose girls, beach goblins, and chaotic sun chasers
🌊 Bold, ridiculous design perfect for beach days, lake hangs, summer vacations, and floating with intent
😂 Ideal for silly goose summer shirts, unhinged squad fits, drinking tees, and general coastal clownery
Pairs well with sunscreen, sunglasses, and zero sense of shame.
Wash cold. Dry low. Stay salty and certified.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because geese don’t pay extra, and neither should you
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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