Just A Horror Cow - Unisex Halloween T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Halloween T-Shirts,
Description
Just A Horror Cow – Funny Halloween Cow T-Shirt, Cute Spooky Season Animal Tee, Dressed-Up Cow Graphic Shirt, Unisex Fit
Haunted hayrides? Moo-dy mayhem? Just your average horror cow stuff. 🐄🎃👻
The “Just A Horror Cow” tee is a hilariously adorable nod to spooky season, starring sweet cows decked out in their Halloween best. Whether they’re rocking witch hats, vampire capes, or tiny pumpkin costumes, these cows are here to moo-ve your Halloween style into legendary territory. It’s the perfect pick for anyone who loves cute critters and creepy fun in equal measure.
🖤 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable cotton that’s cozy enough for chilling or candy snatching
🎃 Unisex fit—flattering for all spooky souls and perfect for layering under flannels or cardigans
🐄 Features a group of cartoon cows dressed up for Halloween: think capes, hats, bats, and all the festive flair
👻 Ideal for hayrides, haunted houses, trunk-or-treats, pumpkin patch dates, or Halloween parties
📸 Great for selfies, teacher fits, farm fam fun, or any pun-loving Halloween fan
Wash cold. Dry low. Trick responsibly.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
📦 FREE U.S. shipping included
Haunted hayrides? Moo-dy mayhem? Just your average horror cow stuff. 🐄🎃👻
The “Just A Horror Cow” tee is a hilariously adorable nod to spooky season, starring sweet cows decked out in their Halloween best. Whether they’re rocking witch hats, vampire capes, or tiny pumpkin costumes, these cows are here to moo-ve your Halloween style into legendary territory. It’s the perfect pick for anyone who loves cute critters and creepy fun in equal measure.
🖤 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable cotton that’s cozy enough for chilling or candy snatching
🎃 Unisex fit—flattering for all spooky souls and perfect for layering under flannels or cardigans
🐄 Features a group of cartoon cows dressed up for Halloween: think capes, hats, bats, and all the festive flair
👻 Ideal for hayrides, haunted houses, trunk-or-treats, pumpkin patch dates, or Halloween parties
📸 Great for selfies, teacher fits, farm fam fun, or any pun-loving Halloween fan
Wash cold. Dry low. Trick responsibly.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
📦 FREE U.S. shipping included
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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