I Squirt On Juicy Wieners - Unisex Sweatshirt
$37.99
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Category: Adult Humor Sweatshirts, All Sweatshirts,
Description
Warm, cozy, and wildly inappropriate—just the way we like it.
The “I Squirt On Juicy Wieners” sweatshirt is your new cold-weather conversation starter. Whether you’re grillin’, chillin’, or just ruining Thanksgiving with your outfit choices, this pullover brings the heat (and the chaos). It’s giving backyard BBQ meets adult humor icon.
🌭 Super soft fleece interior—like a hug from your worst impulse
🔥 Unisex fit that’s oversized-approved and snack-attack ready
👀 Bold print that guarantees side-eyes and snort-laughs
🎁 Perfect for gag gifts, foodies with a sense of humor, and unhinged holiday outfits
Great for wearing to cookouts, family gatherings, or anywhere HR can’t reach you.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Regret nothing.
Shipping Info:
📦 Shipped fast from the U.S.
🚚 FREE U.S. shipping—because your wieners deserve it
The “I Squirt On Juicy Wieners” sweatshirt is your new cold-weather conversation starter. Whether you’re grillin’, chillin’, or just ruining Thanksgiving with your outfit choices, this pullover brings the heat (and the chaos). It’s giving backyard BBQ meets adult humor icon.
🌭 Super soft fleece interior—like a hug from your worst impulse
🔥 Unisex fit that’s oversized-approved and snack-attack ready
👀 Bold print that guarantees side-eyes and snort-laughs
🎁 Perfect for gag gifts, foodies with a sense of humor, and unhinged holiday outfits
Great for wearing to cookouts, family gatherings, or anywhere HR can’t reach you.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Regret nothing.
Shipping Info:
📦 Shipped fast from the U.S.
🚚 FREE U.S. shipping—because your wieners deserve it
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
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