I Only Drink 3 Times A Week. Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday - Unisex T-Shirt
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Category: All T-Shirts, Drinking T-Shirts, Funny Shirts,
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I Only Drink 3 Times A Week. Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday – Funny Drinking Shirt, Adult Humor Tee, Unisex Graphic T-Shirt
It’s called consistency, sweetie.
The “I Only Drink 3 Times A Week. Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday” tee is for the champions of happy hour, the brunch MVPs, and anyone who pours with their heart (and not the measuring cup). Whether you’re sipping wine on a Wednesday or celebrating literally nothing—this shirt gets it.
🍷 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for hangovers, strong enough for round 4
🍻 Unisex fit made for whiskey lovers, wine moms, and beer bros alike
😂 Bold, relatable design that says “yes, I am free for drinks tonight”
🎉 Perfect for party tees, gag gifts, weekend warriors, and drinkers in denial
Gift it, wear it, or pretend it’s a joke while secretly living the lifestyle.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Refill as needed.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Ships fast from the U.S.
✨ FREE U.S. shipping—because your bar tab’s high enough
It’s called consistency, sweetie.
The “I Only Drink 3 Times A Week. Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday” tee is for the champions of happy hour, the brunch MVPs, and anyone who pours with their heart (and not the measuring cup). Whether you’re sipping wine on a Wednesday or celebrating literally nothing—this shirt gets it.
🍷 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for hangovers, strong enough for round 4
🍻 Unisex fit made for whiskey lovers, wine moms, and beer bros alike
😂 Bold, relatable design that says “yes, I am free for drinks tonight”
🎉 Perfect for party tees, gag gifts, weekend warriors, and drinkers in denial
Gift it, wear it, or pretend it’s a joke while secretly living the lifestyle.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Refill as needed.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Ships fast from the U.S.
✨ FREE U.S. shipping—because your bar tab’s high enough
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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