Floaty Goose On The Loose - Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Lake T-Shirts, Summer T-Shirts
Description
Floaty Goose On The Loose – No Boat No Problem T-Shirt | Funny Summer Shirt, Silly Goose Graphic Tee, Chaotic Lake Day Vibes, Unisex Fit
Just a goose, a floaty, and way too much confidence. 🦢💦
The “Floaty Goose On The Loose – No Boat No Problem” tee is for the sunburnt troublemakers who showed up to the lake without a boat… but somehow still caused the most chaos. Whether you’re drifting aimlessly in a $12 inflatable or honking at jet skis from the shallow end—this shirt is for you, king.
🛟 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and float-friendly
🦆 Unisex fit for silly geese, beach goblins, and unlicensed captains
☀️ Bold, unhinged design perfect for pool parties, lake days, boatless floats, and spontaneous cannonballs
🎉 Great for summer drinking shirts, goose humor tees, and chaotic party energy
Pairs well with lukewarm beer, half-deflated pool toys, and questionable decisions.
Wash cold. Dry low. Honk loud.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because boatless legends shouldn’t pay extra
Just a goose, a floaty, and way too much confidence. 🦢💦
The “Floaty Goose On The Loose – No Boat No Problem” tee is for the sunburnt troublemakers who showed up to the lake without a boat… but somehow still caused the most chaos. Whether you’re drifting aimlessly in a $12 inflatable or honking at jet skis from the shallow end—this shirt is for you, king.
🛟 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and float-friendly
🦆 Unisex fit for silly geese, beach goblins, and unlicensed captains
☀️ Bold, unhinged design perfect for pool parties, lake days, boatless floats, and spontaneous cannonballs
🎉 Great for summer drinking shirts, goose humor tees, and chaotic party energy
Pairs well with lukewarm beer, half-deflated pool toys, and questionable decisions.
Wash cold. Dry low. Honk loud.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because boatless legends shouldn’t pay extra
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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