Bullsheet Heifer - Unisex Halloween T-Shirt
$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Halloween T-Shirts,
Description
Bullsheet Heifer – Funny Cow T-Shirt, Country Humor Tee, Western Sarcastic Graphic Shirt, Unisex Fit
When life starts mooing nonsense… just call bullsheet. 🐄💅
The “Bullsheet Heifer” tee is made for the ones who’ve had enough of the drama, the small-town gossip, and the passive-aggressive side-eyes. Featuring a sassy cow design and bold country humor, this shirt is equal parts rural charm and unbothered energy.
Perfect for rodeo days, tractor pulls, barn hangs, or just running errands with zero tolerance for BS.
🐄 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft and breathable for warm days on the farm or cool nights on the porch
🤠 Unisex fit—pairs great with denim, boots, or a judgmental side-eye
🎯 Bold design featuring a sarcastic cow or western-themed lettering (depending on artwork)
🐮 Great for ranch life, livestock shows, or anyone who knows what real bullsheet looks like
📸 Built for selfie moments, county fairs, or showing off your zero-BS attitude
Wash cold. Dry low. Call it like you see it.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
📦 FREE U.S. shipping always included
When life starts mooing nonsense… just call bullsheet. 🐄💅
The “Bullsheet Heifer” tee is made for the ones who’ve had enough of the drama, the small-town gossip, and the passive-aggressive side-eyes. Featuring a sassy cow design and bold country humor, this shirt is equal parts rural charm and unbothered energy.
Perfect for rodeo days, tractor pulls, barn hangs, or just running errands with zero tolerance for BS.
🐄 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft and breathable for warm days on the farm or cool nights on the porch
🤠 Unisex fit—pairs great with denim, boots, or a judgmental side-eye
🎯 Bold design featuring a sarcastic cow or western-themed lettering (depending on artwork)
🐮 Great for ranch life, livestock shows, or anyone who knows what real bullsheet looks like
📸 Built for selfie moments, county fairs, or showing off your zero-BS attitude
Wash cold. Dry low. Call it like you see it.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
📦 FREE U.S. shipping always included
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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