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Category: All T-Shirts, Beach T-Shirts, Lake T-Shirts, Summer T-Shirts
Description
Too Silly To Sink – Funny Goose Shirt, Summer Chaos Tee, Float Life Graphic T-Shirt, Unisex Fit
Buoyed by vibes. Powered by pure nonsense. 🦆💦
The “Too Silly To Sink” tee is made for floaty goblins, poolside comedians, and lake day legends who survive not by skill—but by stubborn silliness. Whether you're drifting in a flamingo float or honking from a unicorn tube, this shirt says, “I may not have a plan, but I do have a snack and zero shame.”
🛟 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and unreasonably confident
🦢 Unisex fit perfect for silly geese, sunburnt adventurers, and pool party people
🎉 Bold, playful design made for beach hangs, lake weekends, floaty fun, and feral energy
☀️ Ideal for chaotic friend groups, party shirts, goose-themed gifts, and unhinged vacation fits
Pairs well with inflatable donuts, sunscreen applied badly, and the kind of energy that yells “YOLO” before jumping in.
Wash cold. Dry low. Float on.
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🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because silly legends deserve free perks
Buoyed by vibes. Powered by pure nonsense. 🦆💦
The “Too Silly To Sink” tee is made for floaty goblins, poolside comedians, and lake day legends who survive not by skill—but by stubborn silliness. Whether you're drifting in a flamingo float or honking from a unicorn tube, this shirt says, “I may not have a plan, but I do have a snack and zero shame.”
🛟 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and unreasonably confident
🦢 Unisex fit perfect for silly geese, sunburnt adventurers, and pool party people
🎉 Bold, playful design made for beach hangs, lake weekends, floaty fun, and feral energy
☀️ Ideal for chaotic friend groups, party shirts, goose-themed gifts, and unhinged vacation fits
Pairs well with inflatable donuts, sunscreen applied badly, and the kind of energy that yells “YOLO” before jumping in.
Wash cold. Dry low. Float on.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🍻 FREE U.S. shipping—because silly legends deserve free perks
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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