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Category: All T-Shirts, Lake T-Shirts
Description
Lake Life Cuz Beaches Be Salty – Funny Lake Life T-Shirt, Anti-Beach Graphic Tee, Cabin Weekend Boating Shirt, Unisex Fit
No sharks. No salt. Just docks, drinks, and pure freshwater peace. 🌊🍻🛶
The “Lake Life Cuz Beaches Be Salty” tee is for the bold lake crew who proudly left the beach behind. Whether you're floating with your besties, casting a line, or cruising on the pontoon, this shirt brings major lake energy with a splash of sass.
🛥️ Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and ready for sunshine
🌲 Unisex fit perfect for lake bums, boaters, and beach dropouts
😎 Funny, bold design that makes a statement (with zero sand in your shorts)
🏕️ Ideal for cabin getaways, lake house weekends, boat days, or gifting your favorite salty soul turned lake lover
Pairs well with boat snacks, lake drinks, and absolutely no tide charts.
Wash cold. Dry low. Stay fresh.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🧃 FREE U.S. shipping—because salty isn’t your thing
No sharks. No salt. Just docks, drinks, and pure freshwater peace. 🌊🍻🛶
The “Lake Life Cuz Beaches Be Salty” tee is for the bold lake crew who proudly left the beach behind. Whether you're floating with your besties, casting a line, or cruising on the pontoon, this shirt brings major lake energy with a splash of sass.
🛥️ Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, breathable, and ready for sunshine
🌲 Unisex fit perfect for lake bums, boaters, and beach dropouts
😎 Funny, bold design that makes a statement (with zero sand in your shorts)
🏕️ Ideal for cabin getaways, lake house weekends, boat days, or gifting your favorite salty soul turned lake lover
Pairs well with boat snacks, lake drinks, and absolutely no tide charts.
Wash cold. Dry low. Stay fresh.
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🧃 FREE U.S. shipping—because salty isn’t your thing
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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