I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome - Unisex T-Shirt

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Color: White
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I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome – Funny Drinking Shirt, Party Graphic Tee, Alcohol Humor T-Shirt, Unisex Fit

Blackout? Nah. Just leveling up. 🍻

The “I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome” tee is for the confident chaos creators who know that every shot is just another step toward legendary status. Whether you're out with the crew, pre-gaming with purpose, or waking up with mystery bruises and no regrets—this shirt sets the tone.

🔥 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough for next-day recovery, strong enough for shot #6
😎 Unisex fit that works for party animals, happy hour heroes, and weekend warriors
🎉 Bold, funny design for bar nights, drinking games, frat parties, and festival shenanigans
🍺 Great for bachelor parties, birthday blowouts, spring break trips, and “I probably shouldn’t be out tonight” moments

Perfect for anyone who believes the more you drink, the more iconic you become.

Wash cold. Dry low. Stay awesome.

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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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