$24.99
Available:
In stock
Category: Adult Humor T-shirts, All T-Shirts,
Description
Warning: May cause choking… from laughter.
The “Throat Goat Professional Gobbler” tee isn’t for the shy or the subtle. It’s for the legends. The myth. The certified freaks who wear their title loud, proud, and maybe just a little too publicly. Whether you’re buying it as a joke or… not a joke 👀—this shirt brings the heat (and the scandal).
🐐 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough to handle your nonsense
😈 Unisex fit made for confidence, chaos, and questionable decisions
🔥 Bold adult humor design that makes mouths drop and eyebrows raise
🎁 Perfect for bachelorette parties, NSFW gifts, or just living your unfiltered truth
Great for wearing out, or in—if you know what we mean.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Gobble responsibly.
Shipping Info:
📦 Fast U.S. shipping
💋 FREE U.S. shipping because legends shouldn’t pay extra
The “Throat Goat Professional Gobbler” tee isn’t for the shy or the subtle. It’s for the legends. The myth. The certified freaks who wear their title loud, proud, and maybe just a little too publicly. Whether you’re buying it as a joke or… not a joke 👀—this shirt brings the heat (and the scandal).
🐐 Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft enough to handle your nonsense
😈 Unisex fit made for confidence, chaos, and questionable decisions
🔥 Bold adult humor design that makes mouths drop and eyebrows raise
🎁 Perfect for bachelorette parties, NSFW gifts, or just living your unfiltered truth
Great for wearing out, or in—if you know what we mean.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Gobble responsibly.
Shipping Info:
📦 Fast U.S. shipping
💋 FREE U.S. shipping because legends shouldn’t pay extra
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
YOUR WAY TO PAY
Orders ship within 5 to 10 business days.
Hooray! This item ships free to the US
WORLDWIDE
DELIVERY
SnarkTees.com ships worldwide—because sarcasm knows no borders. Whether you’re beachside in Bali or hungover in Hoboken, we’ll get your snarky tee to your doorstep. International attitude, delivered.
FREE SHIPPING
FROM OVER ORDER $ 250
All U.S. orders ship free. No hoops to jump through, no minimums, no fine print. Just snarky tees headed your way—on the house.
MONEY BACK
GUARANTEE
Not feelin' it? No problem. Send it back within 30 days for a full refund. No guilt, no hassle—just a stress-free return policy that doesn’t suck.
