$24.99
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Category: Adult Humor T-shirts, All T-Shirts,
Description
This shirt is for the brave, the bold, and the bratwurst-lovin’ legends.
Whether you're a grill master, hot dog enthusiast, or just really into chaos, our “I Squirt On Juicy Wieners” tee is the kind of unhinged honesty your wardrobe’s been missing.
🧼 Super soft Bella + Canvas 3001 tee – feels like a hug from your wild side
🔥 Printed with high-quality inks that won’t flake, fade, or ghost you
👕 Unisex fit – aka looks hot on literally everyone
🌭 Pairs well with cookouts, beer, and side-eye from strangers
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Wear often. Regret nothing.
Shipping Info:
📦 Fast shipping from the U.S.
🎁 FREE U.S. shipping because we love you almost as much as we love innuendos
Whether you're a grill master, hot dog enthusiast, or just really into chaos, our “I Squirt On Juicy Wieners” tee is the kind of unhinged honesty your wardrobe’s been missing.
🧼 Super soft Bella + Canvas 3001 tee – feels like a hug from your wild side
🔥 Printed with high-quality inks that won’t flake, fade, or ghost you
👕 Unisex fit – aka looks hot on literally everyone
🌭 Pairs well with cookouts, beer, and side-eye from strangers
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Wear often. Regret nothing.
Shipping Info:
📦 Fast shipping from the U.S.
🎁 FREE U.S. shipping because we love you almost as much as we love innuendos
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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