$24.99
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Category: Adult Humor T-shirts, All T-Shirts,
Description
Ahoy, awkward explanations.
The “I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt” tee is for the pun lovers, mischief makers, and double entendre enthusiasts. Whether you’re at a BBQ, a boat party, or just living your best inappropriate life, this shirt is guaranteed to make waves.
⚓ Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – softer than a sailor’s lullaby
🌊 Unisex fit – perfect for captains, crew, and chaos
🎯 Bold design that lands laughs faster than you can say “it’s just a joke”
🍻 Ideal for parties, gag gifts, or that one friend who definitely can’t wear this to work
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t ask about the stain.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🧢 FREE shipping included, because that’s how we roll at Snark Tees
The “I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt” tee is for the pun lovers, mischief makers, and double entendre enthusiasts. Whether you’re at a BBQ, a boat party, or just living your best inappropriate life, this shirt is guaranteed to make waves.
⚓ Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – softer than a sailor’s lullaby
🌊 Unisex fit – perfect for captains, crew, and chaos
🎯 Bold design that lands laughs faster than you can say “it’s just a joke”
🍻 Ideal for parties, gag gifts, or that one friend who definitely can’t wear this to work
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t ask about the stain.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
🧢 FREE shipping included, because that’s how we roll at Snark Tees
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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