$24.99
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Category: All T-Shirts, Funny Shirts,
Description
Subtle? Never heard of her.
The “Give ’Em The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle” tee is for the dramatic entrances, the glitter hearts, and the unapologetically extra. Whether you’re on stage, in the office, or just strutting through the cereal aisle like it’s opening night, this shirt is your spotlight moment.
🌟 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, comfy, and performance-ready
🎭 Unisex fit with main character energy
💫 Statement design perfect for theatre kids, sparkle queens, and attention enthusiasts
🎤 Great for Broadway lovers, over-the-top personalities, and anyone who lives for a little dazzle
Gift it to your favorite drama llama or wear it while you sparkle aggressively through life.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Shine on.
Shipping Info:
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✨ FREE U.S. shipping because you deserve a little flair without the fees
The “Give ’Em The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle” tee is for the dramatic entrances, the glitter hearts, and the unapologetically extra. Whether you’re on stage, in the office, or just strutting through the cereal aisle like it’s opening night, this shirt is your spotlight moment.
🌟 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 – soft, comfy, and performance-ready
🎭 Unisex fit with main character energy
💫 Statement design perfect for theatre kids, sparkle queens, and attention enthusiasts
🎤 Great for Broadway lovers, over-the-top personalities, and anyone who lives for a little dazzle
Gift it to your favorite drama llama or wear it while you sparkle aggressively through life.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Shine on.
Shipping Info:
🚚 Fast U.S. shipping
✨ FREE U.S. shipping because you deserve a little flair without the fees
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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